I am a diamond....

On Saturday after barely any sleep, I woke up bright and early and went to my friend's house to dig up his patio.

So if you add it all up:

60 square meters of smashing concrete

5 tons of rubble

2 fry ups

3 cups of tea

3 cups of coffee

1 curry

1 radio blaring playing Kiss Fm (not listened to for 4 years or something)

1 football match on tele

1 sun tan

40 cigarettes

=

I am a proper geezer - if only for 1 weekend.