Sunday, January 08, 2006

What did I learn today?

It is 3:02am and I got home about 30 minutes ago. Of that I have spent the 25 minutes shitting my mother fucking brains out of my ass.

I am a grown-up and there are ladies who read this - my apologies, I know this is no way to talk... but I feel like a rent boy after mardi-gras.

So what did I learn?

I have learned that over time of not eating spicy hot curry - ones tolerance drops - and vegetable vindaloo, might my satisfy my new (and temporary) vegetarian agenda, but it is still a vindaloo - and still fucking hot.


Blogger RuKsaK said...

HA - shows how folk are different. You apologise for shitting - I eulogise it.

1/08/2006 11:16 am  
Blogger Doom/Blondie said...

I KNEW you'd comment - so much so that I was going to add the line at the end of the first sentence:

"And not in a Ruksak-esque metaphorical way - I was shitting to save my lifeforce."

But, depleted of lifeforce I mmust have lost concentration and forgot to put it in.

Hope your new daughter is well.


1/08/2006 1:39 pm  
Blogger RuKsaK said...

HA! This is a topic that's right up my boulevard - you're right.

It's a boy by the way - we were surprised because two doctors had scanned and said a girl.

1/08/2006 9:03 pm  
Blogger RuKsaK said...

Oh - and he's doing great - thanks.

1/08/2006 9:04 pm  
Blogger Doom/Blondie said...

Ruksak - you could do worse than calling him Matti. Matti is a good, strong name for a man.


1/08/2006 10:54 pm  
Anonymous FatBloke said...

"but I feel like a rent boy after mardi-gras.."


For shits & giggles (mostly the former), next time in a drunken bet try eating a WHOLE dish of lime pickle.

Its like shitting napalm, I tell you.

1/08/2006 11:40 pm  
Blogger bethanie_odd said...

woohoo for body function blog posts.
it is in moments of high anal export that I miss the Thai spray gun washers. Such a wonderful little trinkle of pain relief and cleanliness all in one.


hope you are feeling better.

1/09/2006 3:31 am  
Blogger Frap Gurl said...

I feel for you!!! Oh I pray that doesn't happen to me anytime soon!! Ruk,,wha?? It was a boy???

1/09/2006 4:02 am  
Blogger LeeLoreya said...

I applaud your new (temporary) pause from carnivorism, though you'd better be careful next time, i've got an "acquaintance" who can only drink boiled water because she messed up her insides with too much fiery spices....

oh well.

Mr. Ruksak, is it a healthy little capricorn you have?

1/09/2006 10:12 am  
Anonymous Mango said...

I was gonna say that this story sounds like RuKsaK was a guest poster for you, but both of you beat me to it.

Hope your ass is healed.

1/09/2006 6:17 pm  
Anonymous gaijin said...

some reunion this turned out to be. i tune in after a much-needed disappearance to heal and mend physically and emotionally, and i end up reading about anal-widening diarrhea.

i'm happy to find you as doomed a bastard as ever. you will find i've become quite well and even more beautiful than before.

1/10/2006 12:07 am  
Blogger Doom/Blondie said...


I bow in your presence.

1/10/2006 2:07 am  
Blogger Doom/Blondie said...

Welcome back.

1/10/2006 2:22 am  
Anonymous gaijin said...

thank you. and if memory serves me well, just before i took my hiatus, you were suffering from fiery lava shits, also from a vindaloo. yes? do you not learn???

i will reply to your email shortly. however, i did want to say that i was quite badly injured in the car accident indeed. total wreck, mate. no broken bones, but i've been seeing my chiro since aug, couple times a week. i am however, healing nicely. and, most importantly of all, i beat the disease i'd been fighting for years, that was the main theme of the old blog.

i'm just too salty and hard a cunt for anything to get me down too long.

1/10/2006 5:19 pm  
Blogger Doom/Blondie said...

That is excellent, excellent news.

Which means you can now write my mother fucking script.

1/10/2006 9:05 pm  
Anonymous gaijin said...

hahaha i decided short scripts are too hard to write. but if you have 100,000 dollars i'll write you a feature.

1/10/2006 11:52 pm  
Blogger Doom/Blondie said...

Deferred contract - right?

1/11/2006 12:18 am  
Anonymous gaijin said...


when are you coming to los angeles you fuck? i'm getting a loft downtown. i'll introduce you to some people. did i tell you i have a literary manager? envy me.

1/11/2006 3:11 am  
Blogger Doom/Blondie said...

I'll come to LA when I need to....sooner that I think probably.

I'm working on a low budget sci-fi feature script with another writer (an actor who I worked with on last short film)

And when it comes down to it I'm gonna want to raise some ca$h money.

At the momement I am looking to find/write/steal a 3 page short to shoot this summer.

It would be good to talk.

Peace and love


1/11/2006 12:04 pm  
Anonymous gaijin said...

why don't you work on some very smart, funny, off-beat, interstitial material instead? stuff you can carry around with you on an ipod video, or put up on google video, or send to me so i can circulate it virally for you and get on a few mailing lists?

what was my skype user name? i forgot it. i'll make a new one.

1/11/2006 10:41 pm  

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