Best of the Best
On Saturday just gone, I was best man at my best friends wedding.
The twist to the story is that it was 100% certain to be the smallest wedding I am ever going to go to in my life.
There were two guests.
Me and my girlfriend.
I think this is the only time in my life I will be best man, and give a best man's speech. And my charm, oratory skills, humour, vast life experience, articulatory ability were all used entertaining three people for approximately 2 minutes.
But all said and done, it was a beautiful day and a tiny tear came to my eye as the registrar accounced to my dear friends,
"I declare you man and wife"
But I held that fucker down and it it only manifested itelf as a glint - but even then, my lovely girlfried noticed it.
I told her it was my allergies.
She told me I was lying.
x
The twist to the story is that it was 100% certain to be the smallest wedding I am ever going to go to in my life.
There were two guests.
Me and my girlfriend.
I think this is the only time in my life I will be best man, and give a best man's speech. And my charm, oratory skills, humour, vast life experience, articulatory ability were all used entertaining three people for approximately 2 minutes.
But all said and done, it was a beautiful day and a tiny tear came to my eye as the registrar accounced to my dear friends,
"I declare you man and wife"
But I held that fucker down and it it only manifested itelf as a glint - but even then, my lovely girlfried noticed it.
I told her it was my allergies.
She told me I was lying.
x
posted by Doom/Blondie at Monday, October 09, 2006
3 Comments:
you soppy twat - that half-tear should see you good for blow jobs for quite some time.
sorry - that was a bit coarse, wasn't it?
I have to learn how to stop myself
classic ruksak to be honest.
dont stop with an award winning formula.
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