### Fuck me, I must be bored.

0- The number of illegal substances I have touched in the last 4 years.

1 - The number of times I have been arrested.

2- The number of times I had my heart Broken in 2004

3 - The number of languages I can speak. *not all fluently*

4 - The number of continents I have set foot upon. (my geography might let me down here)

6 - The number of pairs of trainers that I own.

7 - The number of pairs of shoes that I own.

9 - the number of foreign countries I have actually been in and walked around in.

10 - My shoe size. (UK size)

11 - My shoe size (US Size)

16 1/2 - My neck size (inches)

22 - The Ideal age of my girlfriend according to the equation. Her age=(his age/2) + 9.

26 - My age.

33 - My waist size (inches)

40 - My Chest size (inches)

44 - My shoe size (European Size)

74 - My weight (kg)

175 - My height (cm)

1004 - The number of hits on my blog (at time of writing)

1004 - The number of hits on my blog that was probably me checking the number of hits.

4450 - The Number of Songs on My iPod.

And a little bonus story:

1 - The number of times the following has happened.

3 - The number of consecuetive numbers on a roulette wheel I successfully bet on.

14 - The Second Number

19 - The Third Number

27 - The First Number

90 - the approximate number of seconds my winning streak lasted.

555 - The number of pounds I won.

46,656 to 1 - The odds of this happening.

1 - The number of times I have been arrested.

2- The number of times I had my heart Broken in 2004

3 - The number of languages I can speak. *not all fluently*

4 - The number of continents I have set foot upon. (my geography might let me down here)

6 - The number of pairs of trainers that I own.

7 - The number of pairs of shoes that I own.

9 - the number of foreign countries I have actually been in and walked around in.

10 - My shoe size. (UK size)

11 - My shoe size (US Size)

16 1/2 - My neck size (inches)

22 - The Ideal age of my girlfriend according to the equation. Her age=(his age/2) + 9.

26 - My age.

33 - My waist size (inches)

40 - My Chest size (inches)

44 - My shoe size (European Size)

74 - My weight (kg)

175 - My height (cm)

1004 - The number of hits on my blog (at time of writing)

1004 - The number of hits on my blog that was probably me checking the number of hits.

4450 - The Number of Songs on My iPod.

And a little bonus story:

1 - The number of times the following has happened.

3 - The number of consecuetive numbers on a roulette wheel I successfully bet on.

14 - The Second Number

19 - The Third Number

27 - The First Number

90 - the approximate number of seconds my winning streak lasted.

555 - The number of pounds I won.

46,656 to 1 - The odds of this happening.

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